Rock-Bottom Loser Entertaining Offers From Several Religions

Rock-Bottom Loser Entertaining Offers From Several Religions

  • Some top faiths have noticed Pritchard’s ability to plummet to the very depths of depravity.
  • “I’ve finally reached a point in my life where all the big religions want me,” said Pritchard, whose two failed marriages and mounting gambling debts have left him penniless and in a state of blind despair. “
  • “I’m a broken shell of a man with nowhere else to turn and I will believe just about anything at this point, so if a religion really wants me, they’re going to have to sweeten the pot.
  • MILWAUKEE-Posing the question in a company-wide email Monday, Brandful Interactive marketing associate Peter Schulte reportedly inquired whether any of his colleagues were interested in laying bare their physical inadequacies in a recreational basketball league this year.
  • MINNEAPOLIS-Having scripted a set of lines he hoped to deliver with confidence and decisiveness, local 34-year-old Jason Clyne carefully rehearsed his haircut request several times Friday before heading to his local barbershop, sources confirmed.

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