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  • Waiter: Here are your french fries.
  • I have no salt.
  • Waiter: I will bring the salt right away.
  • You say you will bring salt, but you will be distracted by another table.
  • I will sit here in anger while I watch you do things that do not involve bringing me salt.

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Wally: I’d like to work on the VR headset project on top of my other duties. Boss: That’s weird. You’ve never volunteered for extra work before. Wally: People change. Boss: Or not.

Waiter: Here are your french fries. Dilbert: Gaaaa!!! I have no salt. Waiter: I will bring the salt right away. Dilbert: No, you won’t. This isn’t my first time eating out! You say you will bring salt, but you will be distracted by another table. I will sit here in anger while I watch you do things that do not involve bringing me salt. As the temperature of my fries drops, my cortisol levels will increase. In five minutes I will hate your guts and this restaurant, too. I also need ketchup. Waiter: That will take a little longer.

Boss: Did you add the new feature yet? Wally: No, I had to fix a critical bug in the platform first. Boss: I have no way to verify that claim. Wally: That’s why it’s a good one.

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